“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

I look forward to Daniel Radcliffe reciting this tweet at next year’s Deadspin Awards.

Dude...I love all of these keyboard jockeys being fired up over this. Noses pointed up: “well my medium level desk job would never accept nor tolerate yelling!”

You would be shocked at how much a coach like Tom Izzo is actually totally in control of when he decides to flip out and uses it as a very strategic thing. I am not saying he is not a complete prick, but it is less that he is totally out of control and more that he has perfected a unique brand of coaching that…

but you’re comparing your little kid to Henry who is almost 20.  I think Izzo was excessive, but I can’t believe the amount of legs this non-story is getting.  

I think most players that played for Izzo love him.  Why? because although he looks like a lunatic he does care about his players and goes to bat for them.  I think some coaches are dicks to their players and don't care about them at all but Izzo cares about his players.  This article kind of misrepresents the…

Going to have to take Izzo’s side on this one. You don’t like that he yelled and point out that this is not office-appropriate behavor? Izzo doesn’t work in an office. His job is to get the best out of his players. This player took it and responded exactly how Izzo hoped he would. Nothing to see here.

I have a notion it may also show an explosion (hopefully not in slow motion), of Kraft’s baby potion. Seeing that could cause a commotion, or at least a promotion of negative emotion.

Did the motion come with lotion? 

I am generally against abolishing the Electoral College, but I don’t know that I have strong arguments for that position. the best I could do would be to repost pieces from WaPo and others, which basically say:

It is an inevitability, just like murder and rape and theft and (you name the crime). People are going to commit crimes, they’ve been doing it since they started existing. Police are people, some of them are going to abuse it.

This is tragic. I had that kid on my fantasy team. 

So he was suspended for 13 games.

Is there a mnemonic device for keeping straight Deadspin bugbears SB Nation and Barstool? All the malfeasance melds together for me. 

As I’ve shared before,my Mom is a Holocaust survivor, and an Israeli. Even she thinks that Israel has been shitting the bed for years.I haven’t asked her about Ilhan Omar yet, but based on her previous stances, even she would say the response to her comments is goddamn despicable.

When will Jezebel investigate this person’s election finance problems?

“Hi, my name is Riley Roberts. I ordered an engagement ring for my girlfriend a month ago on Amazon and was wondering why it hasn’t shipped yet...Hello...?”

I’m sorry--is she a Kardashian or a congressperson? 

I love that you write off anyone that doesn’t agree with you 100% as a bigot. You know, like a bigot would. You can be respectful to all people, trans or not, and not believe that you can actually escape your own biology. I didn’t create science, but FEELING like something doesn’t make you that thing scientifically.