You don’t understand. They voted for Obama twice. Why isn’t that enough for you people? 

White folks really need to stop getting the idea that they are the best allies ever, because they seem to forget being an ally also means being vigorously and repeatedly challenged, questioned and not trusted. And there are no fucking headpats, cookies or chin rubbings.

And I’d like to believe that if horses had wings, they would fly.

Thank you, I was coming here to make the same joke.  I’m so glad I spent days getting my massive music catalog uploaded to Google Play and made the Chromecast Audio a central part of my stereo, only for them to announce their intention to yank the rug out.  

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

Something to package in with their fiber service maybe...

Dude referred to the scenes I fell asleep in at the theater as “Shakespearean space politics, enticingly florid dialogue”

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

Out of all the comments, this sounds like the most accurate comparison.

...mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked...

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

***THE ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE THIRD AND FINAL PREQUEL DURING THE MUCH PINED-FOR FIGHT THAT SET EVERYTHING TO COME IN MOTION***

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

I couldnt read anything in the post because I could not get by:

Imagine watching one of those garbage, interminably long, and overwhelmingly stupid galactic counsel scenes from the prequels, and comparing it, in any way, to Shakespeare. “Wow, those aliens on floating pods saying vaguely important-sounding things is just like... Henry IV, of course!”

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

Fuck