Heel ye, heel ye!

1st gear.

Do you know the way José

Want it, but those miles are going to tucker out the sturdiest of chassis components...like the chassis.

I'm not arguing he can't stunt drive, on a closed course, for which he's practiced a preset program, if you will.

He's not a rally car racer, but he plays one on TV...

If only this had been playing on the Civic's stereo...

Whadda gonna do?

Finally thought of one!

Exactly.

I much prefer the central seating and overall look of the F1, but it doesn't really matter, as I'm not likely to see either of them...ever.

I have to admit, the road trip which had me replacing a timing belt, in a CO rest area, wasn't thrilling, but it was better than being stuck in front of a monitor.

Even my worst road trip experience is better than sitting at a desk all day.

I prefer the 4WD one, but as you can see, I have only the one. The spare wheels/steering spindles you see between the two on the left...I think that's what's left of my other 4WD one.

6th gear.

Neat, sure, but I'll keep my personal fleet/salvage yard going, thanks...

What are the 2013s doing on the road before even mid-2012?!

Yeah, a bit harsh, but just a bit.

Bonehead.

Number five.