There’s also a reference to a “Joe Doe,” so what do you expect?

Dude, the jig is up. That thing on your face is not creating a jawline.

I mean, I’m a lawyer.  Does that mean I must represent anyone and everyone who wants legal representation?

Look, I’m no fan of Kavanaugh, but if you’re saying he’s uglier than Ted Cruz, you’re flat out wrong. No one is more unfortunate looking than Ted Cruz.

Don’t be such a Miranda.

You like poems, Sean? Here’s a haiku:

And 100% of that group believe they could throw a football over them mountains... Yeah... If coach woulda put them in fourth quarter, they would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in their mind. 

When you’re chinless and jawless, you have no choice but to be a full neckbeard.

Love that guy.

You already said Rob Ford.

Narrator: “It won’t be the headline all weekend and into next week.”

I’m a fan of this one, personally:

Or perhaps some dang kay-sa-dillas.

I love how Cruz stokes the “Beto pretends to be Mexican” schtick when, meanwhile, he goes by Ted instead of the (Hispanic sounding) Rafael.

“This human garbage had spent six years (!) in our country illegally being shielded, protected & humanized at every turn by the policies of national Democrats his Republican employer. This bastard crossed our borders illegally and even though he does not share our culture, worldview or value system he was allowed to…

My Attorney Got Arrested!

Hi. You seem to be easily distracted. This is a story about adults threatening physical violence against a child. Your views about a 12 year old’s “biological clock” are entirely irrelevant.

Idiocracy in action!

Mocking a special needs child is obviously never appropriate. But what makes Sarah Palin and her adult children (namely, Bristol, who has had multiple children out of wedlock despite preaching the wonders of abstinence, and Beebop, SP’s grown son who pleaded guilty to domestic assault) off limits?