“She barely counts as a Republican.”

I live in a very blue state as well and called my Dem senators to demand that they do more. Specifically I asked why Bernie was the only one I saw actually holding rallies and doing anything. Even Warren’s opposition has seemed tepid.

Most of his money comes from his wife though, no?

Yeah, it was his “last two days” comment that really pushed me over the edge. Dude, you’ve been assaulting women for years, why has it only been the past two days that you’ve taken a “hard look at [your] troubling flaws”??? Oh yeah, that’s right, it’s because THAT’S WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT.

The Senate GOP will make a big show about replacing Moore with someone else, but will never actually get around to it. (Kinda like Obamacare.)

That’s fine, but why do they have to take the rest of us with them???!

Wasn’t he “dating” Lindsay Lohan when she was still underage? He always grossed me out.

a body he never served in

Ah, the old “I’m sorry you were offended and have no sense of humor” chestnut.

Surely now the Jesus crowd will come out in force to disavow this guy, right?!

“That’s why you always leave a note.”

Eh, I’m sure they’ll shove her over the border when she’s in labor.

That’s exactly the type of snark Joan would have appreciated. (Sniff.)

Sadly, the irony would be entirely lost on him.

At first I thought you were referencing Subway Jared with respect to Woody Allen’s comment...

I reread it and I still don’t understand. Don’t blame everyone else for your shitty writing!

I don’t understand this either.

Way to miss the point. If research funding is stifled, how can you know whether legislation will work??

Sounds like he’ll have more free time to relax, kick back, and demand abortions for everybody!

This is so convenient for gun nuts to shut down any talk of gun control. “We can’t pass this gun control legislation because you can’t show that it’s going to work.”