If nobody thought she would be returned home then why did the police all congregate around her neighborhood? Lazy pigs looking for overtime?

I dont get your point, she was pretty clear about enjoying them in the privacy of her own home. You just described her ideal yoga pant situation.

waves are the cousins of wrinkles

That sounds incredible. I'd rather watch that than D league.

Seeing Duke lose makes me think of how sweet it would be watching K coach this Lakers team (assuming he didnt fake a back injury). God I wish he would've taken that job, he and Kobe might have killed each other.

Somebody (really diddukewin.com) should do a postgame call in show every time duke loses. Online, nationwide- you might be able get a few grand in ad money over the course of the season.