I really appreciate all these touching testimonials from gawker fans during its last gasps for existence.

This is how they treat customers? This business is toast.

Biles is the new Douglas.

Bobby, you can quit sucking asses now.

What about bad attitude Douglas?

Objection your honor, non responsive.

And apparently roofies.

They'll keep remaking classics until they turn everything into shit.

When is it not an accident? I reviewed the vid frame by frame and it was Bonehead Hamblin who ran too close to the runner in front of her and clipped a shoe, taking out D’ag.

I've seen a couple matches that had questionable results. The bad rulings seem to be going the way of Russia and its satellites.

So I get this right, clumsy fuck Hamblin runs too close to the runner in front her and clips a shoe, falling and taking out the runner behind her, and she gets an automatic pass to the next round?

Really? Apparently it gets you into the next round.

Your one black friend?

What's handball?

I’m thinking the camera maintenance people are the same as the pool maintenance people.

That’s a lot of production for visitors in stands routinely one quarter filled.

I’m assuming it wasn’t an NBC camera or it would be in title “Mostly White American Network Killing Innocent Bystanders of Color!”.

Nobody Kares about Jezebel boners.

I know. It's like Hermione marrying Ron Weasley.

I'm pretty sure that's moaning myrtles prefect bathroom.