Hey guys we found PG’s burner account.

Surprised that Haisley didn’t write an article claiming that Spurs’ late game winner against Brighton shouldn’t count because the goal coming so late rendered the fan experience for the first 88' of the match completely moot, so it shouldn’t count. 

Parra on his next team- “Can I kick it?”

I thought it was an absolutely idiotic shot.  Until it went in.  Incredible.  So glad I live on the West Coast and didn’t have to stay up past midnight to watch this.  

Former Blazer, and noted cupcake aficionado, Raymond Felton.

Paul Pierce should have been enshrined in Springfield just for having to stand there calling for the ball for five years while Antoine Walker launched three pointers with 20 seconds left on the clock.

Paul Pierce was the QB for Tampa bay when they went 0 and 16.

Google me Chuck.

shaq does it all the time

PP was very good, but damn he needs to relax on this shit. Great players don’t promote their careers after they’re done playing.

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.

Griffen was given the option to read the complaint and pass it along to his lawyers, but he decided to run instead.

Quick, Kinja, everyone convince Drew he wrote the exact opposite a year ago.

“?????” is just a choose your own adventure to go down that road.

A ring is a ring

A ring is a ring

Also not a Nittany Lion.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Yeah, but how many kids does Philip Rivers have?

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”