not really on-purpose trolling. just confused by the hype and looking to make sense of it.

not really on-purpose trolling. just confused by the hype and looking to make sense of it.

the portability is a gimmick that’s been matched by low-mid tier gaming laptops for literal decades. advances in streaming tech has me wondering if we’ll see wifi remote play options over PSN/XBLive before the next console generation, without having to lug fragile hardware around (which doesn’t even come with a…

the portability is a gimmick that’s been matched by low-mid tier gaming laptops for literal decades. advances in…

no. sales and common sense back me up though. beyond BotW (available with equal function on the WiiU. Developed for the WiiU. Not a true Switch game) and multiplatform indies, what’s out? how many switch games do you own that you couldn’t play on your old laptop, or your PS3 or PS4/XB equivalents?

no. sales and common sense back me up though. beyond BotW (available with equal function on the WiiU. Developed for…

from the jaws of which victory? zelda? it’s a ported wiiU game and it’s the only thing worth playing on the switch until mario odyssey. the switch is literally the exact same as the wiiU at the moment, but without as much eshop content because reasons i guess. gimmick + a good first party game + assorted shovelware…

from the jaws of which victory? zelda? it’s a ported wiiU game and it’s the only thing worth playing on the switch…

my PS+ expired a few months ago and i’ve been waiting for something useful to justify handing over like $60 for another year. the discounts are bullshit. i refuse to pay a membership fee that gets me rates on games that STILL sell at a profit. i don’t play much online, if ever, and unless you’re playing quite a bit,…

gonna avoid looking due to spoilers, but this sentence made me laugh and giggle a whole bunch and I wanted to point out that your writing apparently amuses me:

keep us posted. if the single player campaign isn’t ~4 hours and there’s actually some kind of storyline, narrative, or choices (that actually affect missions/gameplay/levels) maybe i’ll play. i love ww2 stuff, but good grief am i sick of this multiplayer cancer. even overwatch. shit be like candy crush advanced, but…

yes. this is all totally relevant. your corporate entity’s brand will be tarnished if you don’t keep an eye out for ‘working class’ millionaires.

it’s also available on the wiiU. ooooof!

when you say “fix things” what you actually mean is that it would “undermine my attempt to troll the 5-10 people who skimmed over this comment.”

all of this, so close to st. patty’s day. st. patty. patty patty patty. ahahahaha, please don’t kill me *too* much, internet.

yeah. buying used is my go-to in these situations. i’ve got enough of a backlog that i don’t need to buy anything on day 1. this game honestly sounds pretty cool up front. but i will not support games that noticeably work microtransactions into their games. so yeah. maybe used, in a month or two. we’ll see.

oh. might’ve bought this. now, won’t.

DA:I was an MMO in single player campaign form. from the aesthetic to the fetch quests. the main story was... weak. character development and your companions were largely uninteresting, and on consoles, you got that awful plastic-face syndrome.

gambling is horrible. it’s either a cash sink, or you run up against pros who run the math and make a career out of taking money from idiots. either way, it’s a miserable thing. it’d be great if all legal gambling maxed out at $100 in losses/month and totals were linked to some kind of government issued ID. but…

“...Nintendo’s hybrid system has actually come out stronger than most new consoles.”

ahahahaha, between this and the repeated calls to not use the minimap, can we get a counterpoint? anyone on staff have any other opinions? i understand the appeal, but for those of us without 50hours/week or more to spend gaming, fast travel is HUGE. i won’t get to explore every single thing in zelda unless it’s the…

people spent hundreds of hours in an online game to acquire fake stats and currency that mean nothing in the real world? this shit goes both ways. paying for continued access to a game you purchased is also fucking bonkers to me. any time super rich people file suit against less rich people, my reaction is gonna be…

studio makes game. includes things that waste time. critic, whose job it is to power through these games and mark their successes and shortcomings, does exactly that. nobody is saying the ‘game’, an inanimate compilation of code and design and whatever, acquired sentience just to disrespect players. rather, the…

every single person on earth should have to wear a low voltage shock collar. and every time they think about implementing a durability system in a video game, it should send a pulse. it’s *always* frustrating or boring to deal with. if i wanted frustrating or boring, i’d do backflips until i got motion sickness.