They wouldn't really look like this in real life, because they're not actually in real life. A fairer comparison would be to look at extremely well done cosplay, as those people actually ARE in real life. Unlike the people who write up garbage like this.

I can't tell, is AVClub hiring SJWs to pretend to be writers?

She expected something better from an Adam Sandler movie?

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