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Miss him. Miss him.

Blame all the people watching trailers on Facebook on their phones who don't understand the word "landscape."

No puns? I can't bay leaf it…

Yes, but when will her reign of terror end?!

Prefab Sprout - The Sound of Crying
Crowded House - Walking on the Spot
Eliot Sumner - Firewood
D'Angelo & the Vanguard - 1000 Deaths
Telefon Tel Aviv - At The Edge of the World You Will Still Float
Jimmy Eat World - For Me This Is Heaven
White Sea - Ellipses
Hype Williams - Blue Dream
Bruce Springsteen - Meeting Across the

We've all been chomping at the bit to make that correction, haven't we?

TRICK! OR! TREAT!

American Horror Story: Bee Movie Except Every Time They Say Bee It's Dylan McDermott Crywanking

Owen Pallett's parents?

You know what they say, the dollarbuck is kingmonarch!

"So when exactly did you put the fidget spinner in your mouth?"
"When Spiky told me not to."

So you're saying it'll be the "After Last Season" of Netflix comedies?

Of course it does, ya nimbus!

It's a reach, but I applaud the audacity.

It makes me think of "Leap Day" from 30 Rock. I want to hear all the legends about Prime Day William.

Larry Niven's Molly Ringworld

But man, in the back of that grey subcompact, Prince looked like a giant!

MURDERER

I preferred Icicle Works' follow up "This Bud's For You."

So if you're full of pop culture trivia,
You should NEVAH SURRENDAAAAH!