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"a 59-track soundtrack to these videos that drops…"

We will need actors. People who can read.
Lines with and interact with others.

…the Clonus Horror?

Spellfucker…
just like my daddy, yes

You know, for kids!

Surprisingly, it's Marty.

Yes, I am Haim.

The entire site is his dying coma dream.

Well, it's certainly all mixed up.

By then there will surely be overflowing rivers of toxic waste across the planet - just let them take a dunk, tell 'em it's, I dunno, a baptism or something

Gene Loves Gelato

I've laughed with monsters,
I've cried with monsters,
I'll die with monsters from hell…

Isn't Sex-Magnet/Urine Fountain the title of an R. Kelly double album?

…almost as if they were trying to do a…great job?

Keep fucking that owl!

Original Flavor Extruded Cartoon Animal Film Substitute

Keep on running, man.

Do you want Chainsmokers? Because this is how you get Chainsmokers.

Yesterday I saw a promoted movie trailer on Facebook that played in portrait orientation.

Why are the eggs signed by Sarlrr Gumnmnrd and Uslaia Yummy?