He just wants to keep up with all those millennials who are buying so much wine that they're changing the industry or something

Yeah, I had to put that album back in rotation after seeing a friend's band cover the George Benson version of "On Broadway" and wishing they'd follow it up with at least a little nod to Gabriel-era Genesis.

Future Sound of London - Spineless Jelly
Minutemen - Love Dance
Big Star - Way Out West
Tom Waits - Strange Weather
Crowded House - Twice If You're Lucky
Elliott Smith - Independence Day
Toad the Wet Sprocket - One Wind Blows
Shearwater - A Long Time Away
Margaret Glaspy - You and I
Isley Brothers - If You Were There
Genesis -…

Fuck this snow.

I never understood this kind of thing until I learned THIS PAST YEAR that there's an extra "h" after the "a" in "Fahrenheit." I've been spelling it wrong ("farenheit") for decades.

If they were beatniks, then my mom's a beatnik, and she's not!

Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God!

"Backstreet Boys…true classics."

i have visited
the accused rapist
that was in
your embassy

But how far are we from the time of chimpanzees?

But…he's the party's intellectual leader! If he's a dumb fuck, then the rest of them must be…

Your hands are all bloody from punching the concrete?

What's next? Spike Lee tweeting about the right person?

I applaud the AV Club web devs' bold stance of performing user acceptance testing on a live production site.

Netflix exclusive? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.

First, they came for the anonymous commenters
And the AV Club said "Oh, avatars - that's cool I guess."

Upvoting for Bentley hate.

Like Jethro Bodine?

Yeah, the pop-up things don't even appear if you're running an ad blocker.

Lee Van Cleef made jewelry?