Meanwhile, Richard Page from Mr. Mister was last seen being ejected from a Tucson bar, screaming "I GOT YER BROKEN WINGS RIGHT HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" at no one in particular.

I don't know why I keep coming back for this abuse.

She likes the same things he does: wax paper, boiled football leather, dog breath…

When you're writing a movie review, it's better to put all your cards on the table than wait until the chickens come home to roost.

I think there would have been much more rattle and hum about this movie if it got released back in October.

That is an excellent question FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Instead of Iggy Pop singing "The Passenger," they managed to get that godawful "Let Her Go" song by Passenger on the soundtrack. I have not seen this film.

I think "practitioner of the Dark Arts" should be included in that list as well.

Welcome to the present, we're running a real Internet.

He's The DJ, I'm The Weeper

Somehow I can totally hear the words "I'm not the sort of person she'll admit she knows" in Gibbard's voice.

No no no…he's clearly that guy from Joe Vs. The Volcano.
You know, Ricky Volcano?

Are we sure this isn't the work of Liartown USA?

Upvoted for use of "OK."

"When the LIGHTS
go DOWN
in the CIT-AYY
it's time to drill for more oil…"

Throwing It All Away!

Wait, there's a network called the Audience Network? Is it like non-stop YouTube videos with names like "Laugh Track sound effect 10 hours"? Or is the audience financing, producing, and performing in all the shows? Is it some kind of meta-joke on the "you are the product" idea? I'm so confused…

It's being co-directed by Zack Snyder and Michael Bay?

If that's true, then this is the year that punk broke! Better get in gear, punks - you've only got a couple weeks left to break!

This is the true holiday musical horror: http://joshmillard.com/endl…