That screenshot screams "OKAY! FINE! We'll put on your stupid armor, just take the fucking picture!"

Don Giovanni, as performed by alien reptiles.

No, we simply modify our inflection so it sounds a little more sarcastic. Maybe throw in a slow clap, too.

I brought workout clothes with me today, but I doubt I'll be hitting the gym. The TVs there are almost always tuned to Fox news, and even if they aren't, I'd rather avoid any broadcast TV right now.

Boards of Canada's Tomorrow's Harvest. Bleak, post-apocalyptic soundscapes fitting for a day like this.

Yeah, this is the exact reason I can't entirely give in to my own "GTFO" impulse.

"You wanna know how I got this hair?"

Freedom of choice is what we got
Freedom from choice is what we want

Well, nothing ever happens on Mars, so…

We have always been at war with Disqusia.

"When I am king you will be first against the wall…"

Same here, since yesterday afternoon.