this list needs moar wankel.

Wut? How did VW Guys not make the list? Those dudes on Vortex are rabid.

I looked, and there before me was a pale beast! Its badge was named Jaguar, and the smell of sulfur followed close behind it. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by tire smoke, engine noise, and empire, and by the wild beasts of Coventry.

My god. I'd go to jail for this car. Like some GTA shit.

How long before someone sticks their dick in there?

COME AT ME FLOWTIE DO YOU EVEN LAMINAR FLOW

I can't believe I watched that whole video.

I have that problem too. Nobody seems to hear me walking...startle people all the time. I have taken to purposefully scuffing a foot on the ground or sniffleing, etc...

I actually have the last gen one at moment. The shop I had do a tune on the car said one of biggest business items was disabling the DOD feature on vehicles that had it. The biggest transmission issue is it cant handle more power. any kind of forced induction is likely to grenade it with the extra power. Never really…

I half expected one of these to come out...because Russia

In the Miami and Tampa areas there are two facilities that are owned by VAG that do a lot of the preproduction testing on local roads. They do a lot of long haul testing between these two facilities because they are a pretty good distance away from each other and have to cross pretty boring roads (alligator alley)…

I don't understand. Why would the Top Gear producers even risk mumbling the slur?

Personally, I didn't know that the original version of eenie meenie had the n-word in it. I always heard "tiger".

Facebook still serves one purpose for me: to check in on my crazy fundamentalist Christian college classmate. Since we graduated he has done several wonderful things like writing his own Christian fiction (my favorite one is from the perspective of a true believer captured by Muslim terrorists coming to terms with the…