Congrats Dodge. You've taken a handsome, sharp design language and turned into a bunch futuristic, nondescript bullshit. But hey, at least the prop/style team for sci-fi films can save a couple bucks by using these.

Not too long ago, a commentator of Jalopnik attempted to lure me into minivan fetishism with a 1,000hp AWD Sienna featuring a manual transmission swap. I feel like this has served as a gateway into even more questionable personal marginalization culminating in me developing an attraction to the very type I have…

When an attempt was made to contact the head of USAirways PR department regarding this controversy, a sign was found just outside the office:

I might have to do some Googling now. Missed that bit of info. Her anti-male staff rant was rather interesting. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of that therapist's office.

As much as I wanted to enjoy this follow up episode, I just couldn't. Based on how this woman behaves and the language she uses (very particular), it's rather clear something has happened to her. I don't think she's just "mentally ill". In her life, she went through something that she doesn't seem to have dealt very…

Though my soul soars for BMWs, Ferrari, Koengiseggs — my heart belongs to land yachts. Cadillacs most specifically. That one right there. I owned one of those. 4.9l not the dreaded Northstar. Medium Garnet Red with a dove grey interior. Not my first Cadillac. Won't be my last. The only car I ever drove (excluding a…

God, it feels good to be Team Koenigsegg.

I see what you mean. Its the same aisle of cars. Just shot from a position behind the Porsche.

Is that a Marcos GT behind Cyr? Silver/White?

Blu Pozzi or Blu Sera?

Zagato is a rare example of a design house that has produced "reimaginings" of current vehicles with either a nod to the past or a salute to racing heritage and is still around to inspire dreams in the new generations.

A rather bit... pinched? Like a woman's whose features aren't to scale with the size of her face, mayhaps?

The only acceptable car on which ironing board wings ever get a pass. -bows down-

Love makes you do things. But, that? Ugh. It would have to be AWD with a rear wheel bias on the torque split. And major baseball fandom would have to be included. And no, the Renault does NOT count. Don't even try.

My hypothetical husband buying me a minivan will result in the quickest hypothetical divorce and unequal distribution of his assets in the history of family law court. Pages and pages of case law regarding the division of assets due to emotional distress and mistreatment will bear our names paving the way for decades…

Nah, my pity over throws my annoyance. I can't help but feel sorry for anyone who has two sports teams mostly full of overrated douche bags/turncoats. ;)

Have you seen the Belugas? Good heavens.

Here's my thing about these videos —

I was rather sad to see him put the F40, 250, and 288 out of the White Collection up for sale. Don't get me wrong, a Cali is once in a lifetime (Well, not quite anymore). But the 288? Christ. Out of my cold dead hands.