Genuinely surprised by the correct usage of “you’re”.

Chis Sabo. I thought his glasses were cool. Probably because I was a dorky kid who also had to wear glasses playing baseball.

Because they’re idiots.

I fixed the headline for you:

They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun!? That is the most terrifying part of this whole thing. That someone can be walking around carrying a loaded weapon and forget they had it on them is straight up fucking terrifying. If you choose to carry a weapon,…

Heck, the cost of air travel has decreased by over 50% the last 30 years.

Wait a minute. You write for Jalopnik and you’re telling me that you’ve never seen the gloriously bad Cannonball Run II?!?

Looks like that happened here in Oklahoma, judging by the license plate, which does not surprise me.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

The weirdo

The Trans-Canada between Calgary and Winnipeg. Basically an entire day of driving (14-15 hours) in a straight line through flat nothingness. There are a couple of towns along the way, and Regina, but they’re only visually stimulating relative to the void, you don’t really get to see any of the nice parts from the…

WTF is an acronym?

Coincidentally, it was also the longest carry of the season for any KU player

The robber reportedly made off with 5,000 Czech Koruna, which is a little less than $200.

Personally, I’m a big fan of the first one, and look forward to seeing it in showrooms.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

I admire his commitment to being a recalcitrant ass.

I guess. I mean, they have enough money that I don’t cry for their lack of privacy. With their money they can afford the lawyers to go to court and win even more ludicrous sums of money as compensation for some private news getting out. I feel bad for the Schumachers in that Michael is in a vegetative state and all…

Fuck you. His public life was shilling and whoring for anything corp that would pay him. Mineral water, Vodaphone, Omega watches, Bacardi, Mercedes Benz, ... should we really list all the ways he earned outside of driving a fucking car? yeah he only earned because he drove but fuxsake his mug was everywhere.