Given that this is Jezebel, I recognize that this is satire. However, because this is Jezebel, there’s a 50% chance that this isn’t satire.

Thank god we don’t apply this brain-dead reasoning in real life.

Keep blaming this shit on voting laws. HRC lost because of Democratic stupidity and mindblowing levels of identity politics.

Mindblowing that Barry wrote that sentence. Huh, wow, only people being groomed to replace an elite quarterback are all that interesting...probably because the coach sees something similar in them too.

Thiel is allowed to have whatever vendetta he wants, especially if he feels (correctly, I believe) that he was outed, regardless if you think it’s an open secret or not.

The only parties responsible for Gawker’s demise are Gawker and its leadership.

this is such a false equivalency. He sought to destroy a media company because he did not wanted to be publicly outed. Go shower in your crocodile tears

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a non-greyed “let’s hear the whole story first” comment here.

Maybe because she’s making his life hell?

oh fuck off it’s a game. a game about war, but it’s a game.

Youtube channels are the teenage equivalent of talk radio. It’s complete garbage.

Lmao keep telling yourself that. Republicans have control over the Presidency, Congress, soon the Supreme Court, and 2/3 of all governorships and state legislatures. If that’s not a fucking referendum on a wholesale rejection of the Democratic Party I don’t know what is.

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It’s overwhelmingly MTF, not FTM. What also goes unreported is the VAST amounts of MTF who transition back to being men.

Lmao what kind of shitty false dichotomy is this? It’s the lib equivalent of saying “I have black friends.”

It’s this type of bullshit that got Trump elected and gave Congress and 2/3 of the governorships and state legislatures to Republicans.

Grieving process for fucks sake it was a presidential election, not a family member, and it’s been a month.

Yeah dude, I’m from mountain country and people hit deer all the fucking time. They are literally pests.

Fuck off. You start violence, you have to deal with where it goes.

Lmao accusing someone of racism and yellowface is doing comedy what a fucking joke. She knew that she’d be able to make people uncomfortable and she capitalized on that.

He did have one — he did fucktons of rallies in battleground states.