I don’t even have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have 90 minutes to watch this.

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Yeah dude, people definitely pour their time into a video game because they’re told it’s cool not because they enjoy playing it.

My husband and I were literally talking about this yesterday, though our wish was for the Soul Blazer Trilogy. I’m not sure if Enix retained the rights to those games, however, or if the rights went into limbo when Quintet went defunct. :(

ERHGIEZ WAS GARBAGE

Um.. no

I miss Squaresoft.

Article has more content then Desitny’s story.

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

Except that Herbert’s successors were far from qualified.

The UFC and the boxing powers that be know exactly what they’re doing. As someone raised Irish-racist, I can confirm that in the Irish American boy’s fantasy of winning life with his fists, you must always first defeat the Italian before you fight the black guy.

All I got out of this floppy-dick-wagging was a modest desire to Google image search “Helen Yee.”

My understanding is that they opened up an entirely new page and had it under “digital downloads,” which is why no one got an alert. The scuttlebutt is that it was a legit listing and they did it to throw off bots according to accounts from people saying they talked to amazon staff, but who knows. We’ll find out if…

And somehow getting fans to cheer for it!

It’s dumb, but anything is better than Sony paying Bungie to literally withhold Destiny content from Xbox and PC players and then calling it exclusive.

More like, if you don’t look at the eclipse while holding an American flag, then the terrorists win.

Nick Denton wouldve gone blind with me

Judging by how some of the people driving on I25 in Wyoming right now, I have no doubt many are going to stare right at it while enjoying a nice bowl of lead paint chips.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

funny way to spell Shae