Haha. I can see it now. American made iPhones, now only $2,500.

I came here for this.

Steve Bannon looks like the drunkle (druncle?) who tried to touch your sister and got away with it because he’s tight with the cops.

So uh, whats up with the inverse smells like teen spirit?

There goes Van Gogh with his brush again.

Jason, where you at on this one?

There is only one right answer and that is General Celes.

Let’s just say it’s a race to the bottom.

Have you checked out Dan Carlin? Please tell me you have. Whatever you may think of his take on history (and I think real historians appreciate his approach) he produces one hell of a podcast. Simple, clean, and engaging without all that typical podcast production nonsense.

Longtime eagles fan. Like most Eagles fans, not by choice but by birth. I didn’t have to watch the game to know that Andy Reid would pull some ridiculous time-management fuckery like piss away 2 timeouts in a close game.

bitch bitch bitch groan groan groan, Nintendo should xyz, here’s $300 now gimme my Zelda/Mario machine with funny controllers.

When I was a kid, Ronald Reagan was president and people liked it.

Can someone please tell Nintendo it’s 2017 and that wonky looking iPhone 3 that has 3 hours of battery life, 32 Gb, and plays Zelda does not make for a console?

Yes. Equating pens and fixed-gear bicycles is definitely the way to go.

And I’d like to sue Lane Johnson for snorting adderall instead of boofing it like a normal human being.

Meltdown? More like get down to this sick sample track.

Thanks to Kotaku, so many of my friends have been gifted “What’s Under Your Blanket!?”

Cocaine misses doing mushrooms...