There is only one right answer and that is General Celes.

Let’s just say it’s a race to the bottom.

Have you checked out Dan Carlin? Please tell me you have. Whatever you may think of his take on history (and I think real historians appreciate his approach) he produces one hell of a podcast. Simple, clean, and engaging without all that typical podcast production nonsense.

Longtime eagles fan. Like most Eagles fans, not by choice but by birth. I didn’t have to watch the game to know that Andy Reid would pull some ridiculous time-management fuckery like piss away 2 timeouts in a close game.

bitch bitch bitch groan groan groan, Nintendo should xyz, here’s $300 now gimme my Zelda/Mario machine with funny controllers.

When I was a kid, Ronald Reagan was president and people liked it.

Can someone please tell Nintendo it’s 2017 and that wonky looking iPhone 3 that has 3 hours of battery life, 32 Gb, and plays Zelda does not make for a console?

Yes. Equating pens and fixed-gear bicycles is definitely the way to go.

And I’d like to sue Lane Johnson for snorting adderall instead of boofing it like a normal human being.

Meltdown? More like get down to this sick sample track.

Thanks to Kotaku, so many of my friends have been gifted “What’s Under Your Blanket!?”

Cocaine misses doing mushrooms...

I must have watched this 5 times before I even noticed Kim Gordon was also praying to the Wookiee Kings.

Kung Fu Hustle needs an honorable mention here.

Finally, Schreier explains, in detail, why 6 is the greatest FF of all time.

Played 5 minutes of mega man x on my iphone. Never again.

My only gripe with the PS4... the pain in the ass, exclusive, sometimes SD, impossible to navigate themes. I missed out on the Mirrors Edge: Catalyst preorder and now I can’t get the theme. Would happily pay $5, support the devs, but noooooo it’s gotta be exclusive. Ugh.