+1. And we can’t believe his account at all, and should totally take her’s at face value as 100% fact, because he’s an evil man with an evil penis. And he’s white. So triple-evil-liar. Case closed.

I believe it is not at all saying rape is “OK”, what it is saying is that it’s very odd that if she was indeed raped then why would she return hours later to his room and his bed. Seems that a man or a woman could ask this actual reasonable question.

If a bracket leek keeps us from having to watch Charles Barkley try to use a touchscreen display again I am all for it.

Who’s gonna be first to credit/blame all these half-court buzzer beaters on Steph Curry?

I think it is very virtuous of you to have gay male friends.

Like using the human term “murder” for an instinctual action by a large carnivore?

No team should brag about a 30+ win season in a league where there are 82 games a year.

Well, there’s profit to be made from both fat-shaming and fat-embracing. The “corporations” win either way.

Fat rolls are not completely natural. The fat epidemic is a result of the greedy lifestyle of the 20th century. Look at film footage of street secenes from the early mid 1900s. You don’t see fatties. Because it’s not natural. Because people were eating decent diets of non-processed, non-sugary foods in moderate…

I dunno, what are guys supposed to do with fat chicks?

>Jokes about dicks

I recently had a relative take a pause between reading magazines and dinking around with parts from his boat to complain about how overworked he was... while I was on my knees, scrubbing his office toilet. Rolled my eyes so hard.

Do not google “before and after penile implant”. Just trust me on this one.

John Rocker was 20 years ago, and he was universally vilified by your supposedly racist white culture running baseball.

You mean a few feet further down is the gardener?!!

I suppose it's possible that this serial wife beater may have had other violent encounters.

“Will this ever end?” I’m sure that’s what the Goldman and Brown families ask themselves daily when trying to deal with the grief over their murdered loved ones.

I’m strange? I’m not the one claiming that I have to talk shit and engage in other sorts of demeaning childish behaviors in order to have fun playing a game.

I want to be there when you tell this to Bob Gibson.

You think shoving people’s noses in their failings is something intrinsic to brown people? They just can't help but act obnoxious, is that it?