Whatever, I've never sent a dick pic and have no clue how to please a woman in any area.

But also one person or even a few people being offended doesn’t in any real way matter. And when you use a few people’s delicate sensibilities to attempt to bully changes, you look like an asshole, which you are more than free to do, because America.

Yes, so everyone should just slavishly agree with the anonymous “actual Native” in the comment section?

Ah, the fallacy of unlimited bandwidth.

Your mix of SJW and elitism is perplexing. Wait, no, you’re just a cunt.

Wow, what a hot and refreshing take you got there

Counterpoint: microaggressions are easy to mock because the concept is deserving of mockery

Sounds like a weak stream. Talk to your doctor.

Your graduation ceremony’s what? Its Quinceañera? Potluck dinner?

This wasn't really a guide to surviving graduation, but just the pointless musings of a narcissistic recent grad.

He might have a tiny dick, but at least he doesn't have a cunt wife anymore (who am I kidding, he probably married another chick just as cunty).

I really don't care if baseball players want to make baseball more fun, whatever the fuck that means, but if Deadspin is going to focus this much on fucking celebrations and other shit that isn't actually...you know...baseball, it is going to lose the tenuous moral high ground over ESPN.

Did any of the 30 NBA teams not have a former top-5 pick this year? The Nets had Thomas Robinson and the Suns had Tyson Chandler and Alex Len. Both those teams suck. Actually the Blazers probably didn’t, Liliard was 6th. Don’t think anyone else was top-5. Still, that is a dumb “stat” as 1) no one is claiming most…

The worst part is York only had a salad so Kawakami still owes him dinner.

Hmm, the NBA also has a vested interest in not fixing games, as any evidence of that (and no, people bitching about calls is not evidence, I’m talking about overheard conversations or a ref with a guilty conscience) would do irreparable harm. Also the NBA has already gotten paid for the tv no matter how many games it…

Quiet, there is Golden State dick riding going on!

The NBA wants Bron to win one for Cleveland so he can leave for the Lakers, duh!!

I have no idea what would’ve happened, it isn’t terribly important because each individual is responsible for her own actions. One guy threw a drink at someone and then jumped in a fight, one guy threw fists at two people and one guy kicked a car and then rammed it with a truck. But this woman, she continued an…

You actually did say she “single-handedly” escalated the situation and that it was her fault the guy threw a drink at her (you are right, you can’t be any more clear, or any more wrong).

If they wanted to leave they could - there was nothing impeding the car from driving off when she insisted on bitching at him. You are picking a very arbitrary action as being the one that caused all subsequent actions. And like I said, very odd to put 100% of the blame on the only one of the four that never became…