That’s only the best he can get at Gillette.

+5 blades.

He probably didn’t want the real thing for fear of violating NFL rules.

So, uhh, it’s legal, it doesn’t break NFL rules, and Jones didn’t miss any meetings or practices? Seems like this falls into the same general category as getting blackout drunk on a non-work-night. Not the most responsible behavior, but doesn’t seem like it should lead the national news, either.

I thought the kid was handling the pressure of following Cam just fine.

with brilliant logic like that, he should’ve named his kid Isaac

This is all the proof you really need.

Are you kidding me.

Yup. I’m Italian and no one in my family has ever called it gravy. That’s some jersey guido shit.

“gravy” is the most disgusting term for tomato sauce. few things announce to the world that you’re a vile guido from LONG GUYYISLAND faster than saying “cookin’ sunday gravy”. it is more offensive than wearing jets gear. we get it, you’re a troll who works for ConEd and is down with casual racism. take it down a notch…

I’m italian-American from NY, as is my mother and her family. We never called it gravy becuase, as she put it, “we’re not THOSE kinds of Italians”. There’s a sharp guido/non-guido identifying divide in NY Italian Americans. So, in conclusion, I agree with your entire post.

You can also yell at people to call the sauce “Gravy” if you want to be a spectacular asshole.

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

That is exactly what happened. “Uhhh shit, we fucked up. We’re gonna get killed for this.”

calmer than you are dude

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