I really wish that some of the cave people use the gibbersh speak from age of empires.

What actually defines a Far Cry game? It started out, as most Crytek games seem to be, a very good tech demo. An open world shooter at the time was great.

Ubisoft presents Tom Clancy's Destiny.

Thankfully they released a demo of The Division, their new upcoming game-mill franchise. They gave me a full weekend, but I only needed 3 hours. I can't imagine that game being fun for more than a day.

Maybe I don't have any self-respect, but if I could get on twitch and shout empty roars of delight for money… ah who am I kidding, I'd find a way to hate that also.

At the very least, if sprocket 87 is going to be on the map and you are compelled to go there, make it challenging or something. I'm a sucker for mapiconitis but I do genuinely have a good time when I have to focus on how to reach the goal.

So, at least since FC2, the open worlds they put you in always have a large amount of pointless driving because that's kind of how the world is, mostly empty. Since there are no vehicles except animals (which I pray are not used for mindless travel), is the map more condensed? Or do they just throw endless amounts of…

I finally finished the fallout 4 storyline (went railroad as it just seemed to make the most sense) and it was underwhelming. I enjoy the play experience enough to do the rest of the side missions, but I'm a but disappointed I don't get to see those loser brotherhood folks flying around any more. For being such a…

Having only played FO3 and New Vegas prior, it is immediately clear that the Bethesda has their own approach to the series. That said, in this given example, FO4 is an even bigger departure than 3 from the tone of the other entries.

Aw, no way. The bow and arrows suck in LoZ

I hated those multi-headed dragons in the original LoZ. They shot unblockable fireballs and basically required a point-blank assault. Since you had nearly 3 milliseconds to dodge a fireball, it just became a war of attrition as you mashed away at it.

Since you've seen that racetrack, it can serve as an example of why other Fallouts are considered better by fans. In FO4, you get near the race track and it's definitely different. There's an announcer and some amusing robots running around. But then you get too close and they all just start trying to murder you,…

3 days later you'll be flooded with Fisto robot mods.

I loved that discussion on sexy game songs because it made me (finally) see the double entendre in the name "Snake Eater".

I do that whenever possible, but I'd hardly say its quick. I guess quicker is still accurate though

I don't know Paz but unless that's some sort of teleportation system, I'm not interested

You got the dud! He looks just like you Poindexter!

yes, this! The people on this show (at least season 3) always keep saying "I really want to be married" but seem to leave out the context of love. Marriage, on its own, is basically just a social contract that is horrible without love, so I can't imagine why someone would want to blindly seek that status.

I've also been rooting for Neil and Sam in some amount but last nights episode made me wonder about how "healthy" a marriage is when you work hard to become best-friends but don't have any physical intimacy. It's kind of jarring to see how they interact like a couple playing as friends but then barely hug. (Not that I…

I don't really see the surprise. Why wouldn't they publish games for the entire market spectrum (given that it makes sense to)?