Hmm, that's one tactic to use, I suppose, in a strategy to regain control over the movie rights. They could do all sorts of things to taint the association—like make him join al-Qaeda as a true believer, or become a sex offender, or start kicking puppies—so that the movies suffer from the loss of the collective…

NBC is always the butt of jokes, even on 30 Rock. I know everyone online has nebulous complaints about their favorite shows not being promoted properly as the reason behind perpetual low ratings or whatever, but at least they've given us some great seasons—and not even that long ago—of The Office, Community, Parks and…

It "turned consensual" around when she lit the candles.

I am disappointed that you didn't go with the '-ham' suffix, as in 'homestead.' Hamham—pronounced 'ham-em', for you toponymy nerds.

I kind of dislike the trend on this site to harp on the 'moving pieces around the board' analogy. It can't all be checkmates. And it's most interesting mid-game—not when it's a lone king dodging the inevitable.

Those guys were the worst. I kept waiting for Bran to warg into The Dark Knight Rises villain's mind and impale himself on his own sword or something, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. And that actor's name is Burn Gorman? That's up there with Mads Mikkelson, Wolf Blitzer and Max Power as far as bad-ass names go. Way…

A Jon and Bran reunion definitely seems to be in the offing at Craster's Keep. Also, Sam really dropped the ball in not giving giving Hodor's crew the heads-up to stay the hell away from there.

That must have set some sort of Seven Kingdoms record for the shortest lifespan of an ancestral family weapon. The Lannisters had that for, what, a month?—Longclaw of Bear Island it was not.

"Whatcha thinkin' about?"

The Man in Black was Locke? And just when I thought I was done thinking about season six…

I discovered Hari Kondabolu from a friend recently and he's hilarious in his stand-up. I'd suggest checking out his bits on the Chipotle Revolution and his English girlfriend. If your experience mirrors mine, you will then meticulously go through the rest of his videos.

When they make the straight-to-YouTube movie slideshow, you'll just be the second-act naysayer in this Quixotic campaign.

Edit 2: Wicky, Wicky, Wild, Wild

Early frontrunner for 2014's Most Obscure Seinfeld Reference Award.

I'm constantly disappointed by the new lows achieved. What's next, a White House petition for this campaign? Please don't take that as inspiration, anyone…

This is what Kickstarter is being used for? This is why people hate the West.

Oh I wasn't specifically looking for anything, but just curious about what others would have found preferable to Mrs. Doubtfire since it seems to be the source of much derision. But A Dolphin's Tale does sound intriguing enough to actually watch with kids.

Of course! This isn't one of those things where there's supposed to be a right or a wrong answer, but you just did hit the right answer.

Well, I'm sold. I actually haven't seen it but will seek it out now. Thanks.

A very fitting thematic choice too. "Bland" was the wrong word; I meant "inoffensive" really.