It's not just this country. As I tell people who think drivers are bad in the US or Canada or even the broader West, the rest of the world is worse—way worse. At least here there is outrage for these situations and a system of imperfect but occasionally evolving laws. But try explaining a concept like marital…

GRRM seems like he's not exactly in sync with the showrunners, but tempers his comments and recognizes that the show is its own entity in many ways.

Only in French movies, where they take on a melancholic quality.

SPOILER ALERT. I haven't seen the second season yet, so I can only speculate that it's Francis Underwood, Fitz and Olivia.

Hello, I am here to defend The Beach like it's Normandy all over again except if, you know, the bad guys had prevailed. Point being, The Beach is great. The end.

Also, this might be sacrilege around these parts, but I don't get the veneration for Bill Murray. He's been in some classics and is usually good in his roles—sometimes great—and I don't dislike him or anything… But people often talk about him as if he invented comedy. I kind of nod along but NOW I AM TELLING THE WORLD.

See, Chicago people tell jokes like this: "This is a joke." And New York people tell jokes like this: "Chicago is a joke."

A quick Senate appointment would be the most surefire way to rally support for reform.

Wait, what happened? I was totally sleeping.

It's probably better to have him inside America pissing into a bucket, than outside America pissing out of a bucket.

Bread and YouTubes.

I thought They took our jobs?

OK, I'm kind of in an Entourage mood today and maybe it's just rose-tinted glasses, but that show somehow worked in its time. Especially because June-July summer TV has always been a huge wasteland, and it filled the void. It also got the world through eight years of the Iraq War.

Incidentally the most fuel-efficient bandwagon in the history of bandwagons.

Can we rule out the guy on the left, though? He appears to be attempting to cork himself with his hands behind him, in a last-ditch effort to defeat the Gas Laws.

Teams could draft and trade rappers too. Like the Celtics trading Marky Mark to Oklahoma for a bag of pucks. And there could be IR list reports, like Jay-Z going down for 4-6 meals because of a burned tongue from a too-hot fondue. The possibilities are endless.

Why can't we all just get Laguiole?

Forget official coffees, every team should have an official rapper.

I miss Depp having a great nose for interesting scripts as he did in his Blow, Donnie Brasco and Fear and Loathing days. I'm both dating and outing myself here, but I remember on Entourage when Vince unironically said that "Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want", when he was hesitant to sign on for the big, dumb…

In order to atone for the directorial mismanagement, the showrunners will have to append a Very Special Episode feature-ending for the Blu-Ray release of this episode, with an out-of-character Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Lena Headey addressing the camera.