So that's what they're called.  I guess we can retire Dexter's-kill-shirt now.

Cutting off someone's face like that seems so obvious in retrospect.  Of course that would be an interesting kill.  It's like the invention of the wheel — you think you'd be able to come up with it, too — however many thousands of years ago — but you really wouldn't.

Murder is horrible too — can you honestly say that you've never taken pleasure in seeing a fictional villain get killed?  It's a whole complicated world out there; not every attack registers the same on the empathy scale.

Perhaps there is something to be said for reviewers not getting ahead of broadcast schedules…

I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic nutrition program?

I fucking hate Steve Guttenberg.

You're here.  I'm here.  It works.

Oh, that's what he said.  I thought he said…something else… and I was thinking, "well there's another dude right there in the RV but whatever, man, you're Wynn fucking Duffy, so I'm sure your henchman just looks away."

Hear, hear.

Fuck you.

Anytime this Steve McQueen is mentioned here, it should be immediately followed by an IMDb-style "(III)" in brackets.

Please continue to do so, but only imagine it with the seething rage of Seth Bullock and not the wry charm of Raylan Givens.

Ahh, yes, like Greece with the Hellenic Republic or Switzerland with the Swiss Confederation — France, too, has an official name.

When Community's not onscreen, all the other shows should be asking, "where's Community"?

It also works as a title for porn or for Republican presidential debates.  Unfortunately, this is the full extent of its applicability.

Child-bearing hips is where it's at.

"First it was revealed this week that AMC had canceled The Killing…"

Every account except for your own is operated by O'Neal.  You… you ARE the AV Club.

I wrote my dissertation on what that rock symbolized.

Yellow diner uniform.  Yellow umbrella.  Coincidence? — I think not.