Whaaat?! Next you're gonna tell me Patron isn't the best tequila out there!

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

"Pepper" was the correct answer. He whiffed that softball.

Pretty sure you're wrong. Prehistoric bugs grew several feet in size, and prehistoric crustaceans grew even larger. Even some modern crustaceans are several feet in size.

Odd thing is, only her toe was tagged.

*rolls eyes*

pretty sure Dan's mom does porn.

Yeah. How exactly does she know porn producers, anyway? And the fact that Kevin Sorbo shooting nearby is news means they don't live in the San Fernando Valley...

Dan's mom is...
(a) Kayla Synz
(b) Darryl Hannah
(c) India Summer

???

Email-0f-the-week Dan has a mom that is pure champion material.

"This is satire."

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

I love me some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. In fact, and it pains me to say this because I *love* everything else from Founders, but I think it's a better beer than Founders Pale Ale. Little more body, little less aggressively bitter. And it's like three bucks cheaper for a sixpack.

Right. I normally read good but I didn't see that part about him helping the guard. He did stop a vicious ROBBER. He is my hero.

Mangini isn't just ANY Forty Niners assistant. He's the tight end coach for the 2014 season. You know the one that turned Vernon Davis from an offensive monster to a guy with 26 catches for just under 250 yards.

Good luck with that, Oakland!

#101: people who try to "educate" you on a specific topic. It's not so much about education, or helping somebody understanding a certain topic, but about making that person feel stupid while at the same time inflating their own ego.

Jezebel is so thirsty to use the word thirsty that you're destroying it.

1. Yes, only american drivers are incapable of handling a car of this power

I realize you mean well, but don't pathologize someone who's asexual. It's like telling a gay person that they'd be straight if they'd get checked out by their doctor or met the right partner .

I would be willing to bet that in SiS case, she is having an affair...