This advice is virtually the same advice a gave to a single (i.e. as in not having dated anyone in 15 years) buddy of mine. He was interested in a woman and they had exchanged numbers. He showed me their text conversation because he couldn’t understand why he hadn’t scored a date yet. It was a couple of “hi, how are…

Why do you need to talk to women? Why not just use the Crosby approach of being instantly recognizable and rich and having enough Quaaludes on hand to kill a small army?

Not at all what I said, but thank you for your reductive input.

I truly do not understand this mentality re: “what the victim does doesn’t matter.” We don’t have the same attitude for other crimes. If I leave my wallet out and it get stolen, isn’t it reasonable to say that I should have taken more precaution? (Anecdotal: There was a road rage killing recently that Gawker wrote…

I’ve taught several people to drive stick and the first thing I do is to have them purposefully stall it. I like them to get it out of the way, so they know what it feels like and realize that its not a big deal. Also, when they stall it, they get a feel for the catch point on the clutch. I’ll tell them to not give it…

These HOT TAKES are not as ridiculous as they seem. Smith bailed on Enemkpali’s event, which he agreed to attend. Enemkpali paid for his plane ticket in reliance on Smith’s promise to attend. Smith apparently agreed to pay him back, but never did.

The only bowl the Raiders will be seeing in the foreseeable future is this haircut.

REAL Maple Syrup (not the HFCS fake stuff) should be refrigerated. It can develop mold when left at room temperature.

I’ve plucked my own nose hairs with tweezers before. It hurts, but clears the sinuses. Sends me into a fit of sneezing.

Could be guilty or could be a girl trying to make a civil case (see, Bryant, Kobe).

LONG LIVE SPOTIFY!

I can see someone being upset about going into a business in the U.S. and finding that none of their employees speak English (I had this experience at a few business in Miami when I worked there for a summer). However, I don’t understand why people get upset about people speaking Spanish or any other language when it…

This whole piece comes off as bitter, much like the Republican party.

Dave’s Ghost Pepper was too hot for me.

I agree. Frank’s is my go-to for Buffalo wing sauce (melt 1/2 stick of butter in a pan with a minced clove of garlic; once fragrant pour into a bowl with 1/3 cup Frank’s and some kosher salt; toss wings in bowl - you can thank me later). I can eat them hotter, but I cannot find anything that beats the flavor

Spicy foods may make me live longer, but they are definitely destroying the useful life of my toilet

LOL. Always a great idea to return to the diet of people who lived short and brutal lives. (hint; Paleo diet)

I sometimes wonder how many of these are people playing dumb on purpose just to get a reaction. I’ve done it before. I was at Sea World recently and went on the Wild Arctic “ride,” which features a simulated helicopter ride to the “Arctic.” Once in the “Arctic,” you can see the harbour seals, walrus, etc. But, when…

Obviously, this man is a hero. Skynet wants you to be sympathetic to the robot.

So, the same thing Kim does?