I saw a beer commercial (I think it was for Miller Lite) recently, where the ad essentially touted the flavorlessness of the beer. I don’t remember the exact brand or wording, but one of the features was something like: without all of those bold flavors!

With a name like Concepcion, they cannot say they were not warned...

Florida disagrees. When its 98 degrees with 90% humidity, you NEED central A/C.

Quenneville shouldn’t have messed with the lines early. The lines he had from the last couple games of the WCF were working, so there was no need to change.

I was expecting pics of hot Dutch chicks in various states of undress.

Back when I was a regular old Budweiser/Natty Lite drinking college dude, I was on a cruise and ordered a “Draught” Guinness, which I pronounced phonetically (i.e. aught not aft). The waitress asked if meant draft, and I started to correct her before I realized what an idiot I am.

You need proper planning aforethought.

So, are you saying that people who are playing that stupid Harry Potter broom game in a park shouldn’t be able to because other park-goers did not consent to watch it? You’re logic is ridiculous.

He loves made-for-TV movies about women’s issues.

How to I smuggle my flakka? And, WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE GOD AND SATAN AND KILLING MY NEIGHBORS TO PROVE THAT I AM EVERYONE AND NOTHING ALL AT ONCE?!?

I am really looking forward to a Lightning v. Blackhawks cup finals. I am ‘Hawks fan who lives in Florida, so I hope to catch a game or two if it happens. Plus, these two teams are two of the most entertaining teams to watch. They play a faster paced and more open game than most teams in the league.

I never pay extra for cruelty. Isn’t it usually included free of charge with the product?

I never pay extra for cruelty. Isn’t it usually included free of charge with the product?

Reminds me a favorite quote of mine from Cormac McCarthy’s “All the Pretty Horses”:

Wait, they still sell ZIMA?!?

The one thing about this: doesn’t it waste at least some water when you have to wash out the reusable bottle?

Also, buffalo sauce.

I never feel bad for someone injured in a fight that they voluntarily enter. Now, if the bull had been gored, I’d feel bad.

As a former varsity high school hockey player, I can tell you that there are set plays, but they usually only come off of face offs. I played defense, but I was the fastest guy in the league. So, on face offs in our zone, I would line up as a wing on the boards. The center’s job was to win the face off backward to the…

You didn’t answer my question: Should you have the first kiss before or after your’re engaged in intercourse?

So, can we slut shame her?