I think he was talking about the “Man versus Boys” argument getting dicier. A bad NFL team would undoubtedly destroy a good college team (even ‘Bama, USC, Florida, etc. at their best have only like a dozen NFL starter caliber players, none of whom are even in their primes). But, Drew is probably right that the size…

This is ridiculous. Eating fries with a fork?!? What’s next, chicken wings with a fork? And, don’t underestimate my ability to grab like 20 fries and drown them in the blob of ketchup before stuffing my face. Lets see your fork do that.

High intensity interval training is a great FAST way to get in shape. I can spend less than 15 minutes on a workout and be dripping sweat and get great results.

I’d like to see one for Blood Meridian. McCarthy used so many words in that book that the dictionary just shrugged at and basically said “i got nothing.”

A true clit hero.

My cat and dog conspire to unmake my bed. The cat will dive into and under the pillows until they are knocked over or out of the way, then the dog crawls under the covers to sleep.

I skipped school once to steal. I still take WAY TOO MUCH PRIDE in this story:

I may be overly cynical, but I have simply stopped giving money to charity. I am not opposed to giving my time or even goods directly to people in need, but I don't give money any more. There are just too many charities that spend far too much of the donations they get on overhead, salaries, marketing, etc. Then…

The Slope - The searing postapocalyptic ski novel destined to become Cormac McCarthy’s Masterpiece

That was not in Gainesville. I think that was somewhere down in south Florida

NHL playoffs are far more exciting than baseball playoffs. College basketball is exciting but only because of the sheer amount of games and the chance for crazy upsets. The actual product on the court is like dog food compared to the NHL’s prime steak. College football has as good or better product to watch, but 3…

“The prosecution presented no murder weapon, no witnesses, and no motive, but a wealth of circumstantial evidence that put Hernandez (and two other associates) with Lloyd on the night of June 17, 2013.”

76 feet deep? So you’re saying: just the tip, right honey?

Wow, how did you manage to fuck this up? I clicked this link expecting to see a video of a “skateboarding taco hit by a car”. Instead, I saw a skateboarding taco hit a car. Unless the car moves sideways, the taco hit the car. Have your eyes examined.

I am used to this. Chicks always be cock-gazing (i.e. staring at my bulge). The struggle is real.

I've had numerous bad experiences with car dealers. A couple recent ones

Good piece. We cannot change individual law enforcement officers' behavior without acknowledging and addressing the larger problem that bleeds into their decision-making and justifications, whether conscious or subconscious. The systemic disparate treatment of minorities, and blacks in particular, undoubtedly plays…

They were funny. You are disappointing for taking a comedian’s twitter jokes seriously, or at least serious enough to be disappointed.

Pit Bull and Florida Governor Rick Scott had a baby, and he works for the UFC. Makes sense.

The sequel is never as good as the original, amiright?