There are several industries that have vested interest in marijuana (and other drugs) being illegal:

Grind the weed first. I should have mentioned that.

I highly recommend vaporizing. If you don't have a friend who owns a vaporizer, you can buy a decent box vaporizer (however, this is a rather large "accessory") for under $70. You can get a good portable vaporizer for a little more money. You could also make your own edible. Buy some weed and saute it in vegetable oil…

Weed has a completely different effect than drinking, and is not nearly as dangerous as driving drunk. There is no "double vision," for example. While weed likely slows your reaction time compared to being sober, it is not as bad as alcohol in my experience. I think you're probably safer being very stoned and driving…

You can drink beer if you cut out other carbs, particularly if you drink beer while in the burn phase after a hard workout. Its called carb backloading.

Controversy makes headlines. Seriously, that is the reason. If you make every call perfect all of the time, there is less for the talking heads to yack about. Some of the best sports arguments are ones that cannot be definitively settled (e.g., how would Babe Ruth do against Randy Johnson?; would LeBron beat Jordan…

I never said 20% of $150 is $20. Different examples in the same post. And, the fact that waiters at high-end restaurants are getting a percentage of a much larger bill is how they get paid more for their expertise, etc.

This comment may get lost in the ether because this is an old blog post. I have a similar problem with Armadillos in my yard. They are digging holes under my fence and using the space under my deck. The problem is that my small dog can now fit through their holes. I want to trap and relocate them, but it is…

Oh Hello is my favorite. Too much fucking tuna.

Taking fashion advice from this "fashion writer" is like taking child care advice from Casey Anthony.

The reviews are great! Wonder if the ladies used their real names?

The reviews are great! Wonder if the ladies used their real names?

I clicked the Dyson DC 40 Link and it is actually $219.99 BUY IT NOW, not $280, which makes it a far better deal. However, I think I need the pet hair model

I clicked the Dyson DC 40 Link and it is actually $219.99 BUY IT NOW, not $280, which makes it a far better deal. …

The taste of Goodell's jizz just lingers on the tongue...

I've dubbed him Ted "Oxymoron (emphasis on the moron)" Cruz. This guy is a walking, talking contradiction. Vehemently opposes Obamacare, then signs up for it. Was born in Canada to an immigrant, yet constantly talks about securing our borders. Ivy-league educated, yet wants to be viewed as a simple-talking Texan.

I realize that they sometimes have to know more, and even occasionally have to do more. However, the waitress who fills my coffee 5 times at Cracker Barrel ends up coming to the table far more often than the waitress at a nice dining establishment.

Drew, while the kazoo is a great "worst" choice, the vuvuzela is infinitely worse. Not only the awful sound, but the fact that it isn't even a 'Murrrican instrument.

Do you understand how percentages work? If food prices are higher (which they are), then the bill is higher and the waiter is getting a larger tip for the same amount of work. 20% of a $10 hamburger is more than 20% of an $8 one.

When did 20% become the "bare minimum"? I usually always tip 20% (unless ordering drinks only, where my standard is $1 per drink), but I never considered it a minimum. Not even at a nice restaurant. In fact, at a nice restaurant 20% means they are usually getting at least $20 per table of 2, which is a pretty good…

My wife left the shower running for about 8 minutes while she used the toilet before getting in. And I'm the bad guy for complaining?

The foot-long Coney question is not that crazy. Didn't subway recently catch some flak for their foot-longs being smaller than advertised? I think Subway said that the name is not supposed to indicate length. (I remember this because I started calling my dick footlong* (*name not supposed to indicate length)