What if I look good naked? Like really, really good?

Cook some bacon in advance and refrigerate it. Then fry a couple of eggs (takes less than 5 minutes to heat the pan and fry the eggs) and toast some bread while that is going. Warm the bacon in the same pan you cooked the eggs in for a few seconds. Full breakfast in under 5 minutes.

My local wine store will take back a bottle without a receipt. They know me and I only do it when it is justified. They also took back beer once when it was flat. This is one of the advantages of shopping where everyone knows you.

My boss always tell this good one (involving a server's stupidity) about French Onion Soup Au Gratin. He orders the soup at some diner in the Midwest. When the soup comes out, there is no cheese on it. He hails the waitress and asks "where is the cheese?" She replies, "you didn't ask for any." He says, "it is…

I've never seen someone so happy to have loaned the government a "huge" amount of money, interest-free.

Anyone else think it is hilarious that Dan (e-mail of the week) didn't seem to question the fact that his mother knew the porn producers?

Somewhat on-topic: I tried the Sierra Nevada IPA s Variety Pack this past weekend. I had already had the Extra IPA and the Ruthless Rye IPA (the former being just "meh" for me, and the latter being one of my favorite bottled beers), and the pack included the Golden IPA and Blindfold Black IPA.

One of my favorite things to do in GTA (offline) is to just try to kill as many NPC as possible before dying. I usually do this when I have a friend or two over and we take turns. We award bonus points for creative kills. We will just see who can get the most kills and how creative we can get with killing NPC. You…

I recently read that the hippos kill the most humans per year in Africa (around 3,000!!! per year). The rhino is #11 on the list. Not saying this decides who wins head to head, but it is relevant.

Some people questioned whether it was satire. I am just here to set the record straight.

This is satire. My only question is, did Deadspin write it and jokingly attribute it to Atallah? Or does Atallah have a sense of humor and he wrote it himself?

Re: #17 of the sports crimes - Million Dollar Baby. That is all.

On a serious note, I litigate trust and will contests involving issues of incapacity. There is a shocking number of people who take advantage of their elderly parents or "loved ones" weakened mental states (whether it be normal impairment from aging, actual dementia, confusion caused by medication, etc). It is…

It knows you bought a Porsche recently...

It feels like someone else is doing it when you use your left hand.

SEAhawks...

My worst shit story is brief and happened to be in my briefs. I was snowboarding with some friends. We ate at a restaurant at the base of the mountain for an early lunch. I had chili because it was cold outside and chili is awesome. On the next lift ride up, I start getting the rumbles. Nothing serious, just the…

I showed Red Dead Redemption to my father-in-law. He is a conservative, small town guy, and he was enthralled with RDR. He thought it was like watching an old western. I am not sure if he would have the same affinity for GTA V given its more modern and urban setting (though maybe the north part of the map would…

Off, but still on topic, I am 49ers fan who lives in Florida. I drove up to Atlanta for that Niners-Falcons NFC title game. When the 49ers fell behind 17-0, I was pissed that I had spent money on tickets, hotel, etc., then the defense shut down the Falcons and Kaepernick went off and it ended up being one of the…

And he was probably wearing sunblock if it was sunny day. Most sunblock is waterproof for 80 minutes or so. By 3 pm, the sun is low enough in the winter that he likely wouldn't burn at all.