This is satire. My only question is, did Deadspin write it and jokingly attribute it to Atallah? Or does Atallah have a sense of humor and he wrote it himself?

Re: #17 of the sports crimes - Million Dollar Baby. That is all.

On a serious note, I litigate trust and will contests involving issues of incapacity. There is a shocking number of people who take advantage of their elderly parents or "loved ones" weakened mental states (whether it be normal impairment from aging, actual dementia, confusion caused by medication, etc). It is…

It knows you bought a Porsche recently...

It feels like someone else is doing it when you use your left hand.

SEAhawks...

My worst shit story is brief and happened to be in my briefs. I was snowboarding with some friends. We ate at a restaurant at the base of the mountain for an early lunch. I had chili because it was cold outside and chili is awesome. On the next lift ride up, I start getting the rumbles. Nothing serious, just the…

I showed Red Dead Redemption to my father-in-law. He is a conservative, small town guy, and he was enthralled with RDR. He thought it was like watching an old western. I am not sure if he would have the same affinity for GTA V given its more modern and urban setting (though maybe the north part of the map would…

Off, but still on topic, I am 49ers fan who lives in Florida. I drove up to Atlanta for that Niners-Falcons NFC title game. When the 49ers fell behind 17-0, I was pissed that I had spent money on tickets, hotel, etc., then the defense shut down the Falcons and Kaepernick went off and it ended up being one of the…

And he was probably wearing sunblock if it was sunny day. Most sunblock is waterproof for 80 minutes or so. By 3 pm, the sun is low enough in the winter that he likely wouldn't burn at all.

I grew up around and fished frequently in that same area. My dad still fishes down there in South Florida on at least a weekly basis and he will often go out alone (he has been fishing and piloting boats since he was a child), and I have never seen him wear a life vest while fishing. This story does not seem as…

Their Rye IPA is awesome. Love me some Rye. Also, I like their Celebration Ale (the Christmas-time IPA).

In actuality, I cannot tolerate the sweetness of most other beers.

For a guy who grew up in the south, went to college in the south, and then played most of his career in a dome, I think that qualifies as cold. ESPN's article said he is notably worse in 40 degrees or less.

Correct me if I am wrong on this, but hasn't Manning always been kind of known for playing poorly in outdoor, cold-weather games? It seems to me he has always struggled with deep or hard throws in cold weather. Perhaps he just has trouble gripping the ball in the cold?

By definition, its not robbery. It is theft.

Robbery is generally defined as the taking of something of value with the use of force or the threat of use of force. So shoplifting, in and of itself, is not robbery. However, once the suspect got into physical altercation with the security guard, he was using "force", which means you could call this a robbery.

They also have (or had) a beer called Motorboat with the tagline: "A face full of pleasure"

Lemon is often unprepared and asks questions which, if not out right insulting, are just inane. I do not watch much cable news (I usually watch PBS or just read the news from various websites). However, I can say with confidence that Lemon is a far better and fairer interviewer than Sean Hannity based on a brief…

I went from the Xbox 360 version to the Xbox One version and was also very impressed with the upgrades. The game looks and runs better. Online is smoother with more players in the freemode and some of the jobs (up to 30 players). I also did not complete all of the side missions.