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Exactly. This is directly from the Peter David run of the comics.

This probably cost next to nothing to make, and family holiday movies tend to do okay at least, so I expect you’re right.

Thank you for the kind words, though I’ve never written for AICN, so I hope you’re thinking of the right person!

Good to see a writer of Leigh’s caliber getting some work here. Haven’t seen her stuff since I bailed on AICN many years ago. Always a thoughtful critic, and good writer.

Why such low grades? This is a remarkable show.

Fielder’s schtick is, almost by definition, exploitative and manipulative. But it’s also been relatively harmless, or at least that’s what I tell myself. Having some yogurt company sell shit-flavored yogurt for a day, or even dragging some poor strangers up a mountain for a $4.78 rebate, doesn’t strike me as doing a…

In my experience, people who respond to criticism (or anything, really) with a bible verse and zero other context are probably pretty rude, yeah.

It is the best show about New York City ever made.

Fyi, you're dead naming Emily St. James.

And apparently 4th-wall breaks, like the comic!

Owlbears! Displacer Beasts! Mimics! Gelatinous Cubes! Non-fire-breathing Dragons!

rule book the size of the Bible

This actually looks better than it has any right to.

“presumably reviewed by an editor”

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

I would have stopped after the 1st one as it was great and skipped over all the other movies that could be skipped over.

I’m still reasonably excited for this. Kills was bad, but I’m very forgiving of slashers, the stupidity is part of the appeal to me. Still, I do hope this one is a wee bit more like Halloween 2 3: Halloween 1: Halloween 2018: H40 & Knuckles (Jesus this franchise) and a wee bit less like Kills.

You’re making it sound like both movies were terrible. I think the first one was pretty good, the second was meh. Neither was Citizen Kane or Gigli. 

Max Borenstein destroyed the ancient empire of Valyria? I didn't see that twist coming!