The point isn’t that it’s too expensive for him, but that it’s prohibitively expensive for low-income people, so they have no choice but to go for cow milk. C’mon

This could’ve used a copy-editing pass, which I’ve come to expect from anything from the Kinja sites, but the writing here is delightful. “At first sip, Purple Thunder packs a lot of the sharp, acidic, wakey-wakey awoooooga brilliance of MTN DEW Baja Blast.” Oh man, that is EXACTLY the right tone for reviewing a…

Yeah, that stretchy stuff looks very body-horror-ish in live-action which is why [SPOILER] what happened in MOM worked really well. 

100%. I really liked this movie--just a stylish, speedy, super-fun delight from beginning to end--but I have no idea why you’d even want to do a sequel to it, let alone what it would be about. Didn’t seem like a big hit when it came out, so I don’t understand how they’re even justifying greenlighting this, but I’ll…

I’m still amazed that Sony appears to have intentionally bottlenecked the production of the PS5 so that, by controlling the supply, they’d goose the demand for an artificially prolonged period of time, keeping them a sought-after commodity even when there haven’t been any exclusives for the system yet. If you still…

For most people the PS5 still doesn’t functionally exist in any real capacity

I haven’t ever played the others, but somehow ended up with Knight, and I just could not give less of a shit about all the Tank Command stuff. Bleeeegggghhhh that thing is miserable to drive and following around glowing arrows while trying to figure out how to trigger the next part of the story is just not fun.

“Other people not me. How?! I only person!”

Morbidly curious about what the upcoming elections are gonna look like because of just the population impact of all of this.

Man, I feel like it’s been an election year since long before I was born, and I’m so fucking sick of it

The first Avatar is not a very good movie. It’s a pretty bad script with terrific spectacle attached, and because of that it’s a shockingly inessential and forgettable piece of dated fluff. The sequel will probably not be better, but it’s a super visually inventive filmmaker with a bajillion dollar budget and decades…

100%

WandaVision literally ends with her studying the Darkhold because she hasn’t given up and her particular trolley problem—people’s lives/all of reality vs getting to have her family has only one solution, and it’s to choose her family. I don’t know that it makes her evil, but it does mean that remorse doesn’t really…

He’s too nice, and he doesn’t read as smart. He doesn’t read as dumb either, but Reed needs to be a guy you’d be kinda nervous talking to because you’re aware he’s far smarter than you and could be doing 500 other things more important than humoring a nice dog with a conversation.

So glad you responded to this! I just watched the whole show (simply couldn’t get to it while it was airing live), and I was sad I missed out on the comments section while it was airing. One of my favorite cameos of all time. Could’ve been played just for jokes, but he did some genuine, terrific acting there that I…

It's amazing how it just keeps folding back on itself as you find more items and abilities, layering upward like a croissant dough

The point is that even when people give in to their better angels, that much money and power are a black hole that will devour your soul. It doesn’t matter how hard you try to break good, you will always go back. Amber doesn’t really care about Jesse’s actions as long as the money train keeps coming. She tries to…

They barely have writers

You shocked?

Yeah, they’re confusing not being cartoonish with not being bad. He’s real bad. Kinda the root of every shitty thing wrong with his kids and his organization. It’s a wild misreading of the straight text of the show to think of him the way this reviewer apparently does