I basically want exactly the stock photo at the top of the article. 

Kinda cool to see in action the way that something you heard once at some point when you were extra impressionable sticks in your head and metastasizes into a F A C T without noticing, until you’re repeating it with a sense of authority, never having actually looked into it. 

Yes

WHAT

I think “Memories of a Requiem” is very funny

I’m hopeful. I’m so goddamn sick of this weird parallel universe all movies seem to occupy where the pandemic never happened. Are they all taking place in 2019? 2024? Where are these movies set?! I’m anxious for movies to bite the bullet and just deal with it, and I think there are worse ideas than making a movie…

Yeah, it feels like Riddler in The Batman was really trying to be Zsasz? I dunno

I think that’s the secret ingredient. Heath Ledger is goddamn hilarious in that movie. That’s what makes it such a sickly enthralling experience. He’s scary as shit, physically menacing, cunning, and funny as hell, and that’s a lot to deal with in a character. He’s a got a wee bit of Bugs Bunny in him, and that’s…

Yes on the Phantasm point. Some of these villains are so obviously awful that like, I think maybe the moral thing is to just fuckin kill them. Like, if Superman just floated in and lasered him in half, the world would instantly be a better place, and sometimes that gets frustrating. 

Making Luthor into a Zuckerberg type annoying little shit is honestly one of the best creative decisions Snyder’s ever made in a comic book movie. Best part of that shitshow. 

He’s so goddamn funny in Burn After Reading

I have two kids. Most of this advice is awful.

Hell yeah, put a TV in a little kid’s room to avoid having to do like 10 minutes of  bedtime scaffolding. Totally worth giving them a lifetime of sleep issues. 

Walking Dead has been kept alive by a doggedly cooperative core base of dum-dums, so it’s only fair to keep the themes really fuckin clear for them. 

Hoo boy the parasocial desperation here is painful. I...like his standup? I think he’s really talented and his stuff is solid. He’s not a rapist. He’s not a monster. He has a turbulent personal life, and his probable shittiness to his ex is for them to deal with. Not my problem. Come back with that “piece of shit”…

Helen Mirren was engineered to be as charming as a person can possibly be

My wife loathes drums. When we get wings she eats the flats and I eat the drums. I think that’s one of the keys to a happy marriage

Woof

Personally I believe his appeal is that he’s funny and a brilliant joke writer but I guess I am wrong and it is actually the made-up persona you’re bizarrely attached to that is arguably not even tangentially related to his actual existing artistic output.

“I love me Omega Speedmasters.” Plural.