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Butter Battle Pacifist
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I’m halfway through it. I paused it to look up some reviews, because I’m bored out of my mind and wondering if anyone else was numbingly underwhelmed by this slog. What a bummer. I love David Cross, but this is pretty bad.

WHOA

I bet his pronunciation of “croissant” is wonderful.

lololol I’ll be so stoked when I break 600

Most of what I’m hearing amounts to, “It’s not great, but I didn’t hate it,” to “It’s pretty alright,” to “Not wonderful, but I still had a good time,” so that’s not really DISASTER territory, is it?

“folks”

Ed Sheeran is a very marginal songwriter, c’mon. His most famous song is a nearly note-for-note rip-off.

I still don’t believe this movie is actually going to be released.

You put a lot of time into this comment, and I respect that

Anyone else notice Colbert has been kinda fixated on death? I’ve seen him ask several guests about what happens when we die, and it’s kinda concerning?

They are, though.

Obviously her response is just fantastic, but I came here to thank you deeply for adding “Trashcan Lannister” to my brain for her.

I downvoted it because it was so astoundingly annoying I couldn’t get through the first two minutes, and really drove home how much I can’t stand most of the YouTube..r...thing. 

Or Captain Marvel

Ah man, I guess Aquabro is real, and Game of Thrones was the last time he acted. I can’t promise I wouldn’t have clawed his eyes out if he did that to me even once. It’s fucked.

I totally get the toddler point, and have even done exactly that. It’s one of the only fast food places that has food you can give to a growing toddler that isn’t complete trash.

Am I the only one hoping Disney/Marvel kinda just...reboots it? I know it’ll probably never happen, but I just don’t know what about Daredevil books (aside from Miller’s run) requires it to be so grimdark. He’s THE MAAAAAN WITH NO FEEEEEAR!!! Like, he’s a blind dude who has supernatural smelling/hearing/back-flipping

You’re right, but no one would come to our sex party.

To be fair, “jawline” is a bit of an exaggeration.

Yeah yeah my favorite “What the dumbfuck? Really?” show did it again! I love this stupid-ass show, and this season was delightful. Here’s hoping next season’s going to be set in the future. Either American Horror Story: Dystopia, or American Horror Story: ...space...monsters...on a spaceship.