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Butter Battle Pacifist
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Something's gone real weird in the PIXAR creative brain. How can they put a majestic, amazing gem like Inside Out come out in the same time period as some of the most forgettable stuff they've ever made? What the hell?

OH MY GOD DID IT?!

The usual winner, PIXAR, put out one of the most forgettable movies they've ever made this year, so maybe they'll do it.

What! That's basically art/culture racism. What's wrong with you?!

Is this one of those things where you tap the middle suggested word on your phone a bunch of times and see what happens?

Yeah!! Blaxploitation without the exploitation, so all you're left with is black. So unique and natural it almost feels transgressive. Like, "What! They can't do this! Not on TV!"

It's so fucking beautiful. It just paints the inside of your skull.

Could you please write a memoir?

People are still saying Clinton is a big liar and Trump tells it like it is. I just…I dunno. I think I've aged more than I should have in the last year.

In the books her chapters aren't even named after her and the narrator refers to her by the different people she pretends to be.

I'm still reeling from the decision to call TWD optimistic.

THANK YOU. I just finished Ms. Marvel Vol. 3, and this thing is included in it at the end. After the lovely, pencil-y warmth of the majority of MM comics, this…this…bold black lines and jagged angles and lurid color saturation just nauseated me. I feel like they violated the comics I've loved so much. Gr.

You know, I teach kids. They loved Minions at the beginning of the school year and now they're almost as fucking sick of them as I am. It's the irritating aunts and whatnot who post those shitty, digitally garbled Minions memes and where the t-shirts and collect the stupid figures that are doing this to us.

Yeah, I was like, "Ummm…yeah? Okay?"

You're not alone. It makes The Simpsons feel old too. Really, really old.

It's like feminist entrapment. Drag in slobbering assholes with promises of wet young titties, and maybe make them think a little bit with a feminist message.

A hip hop/rap artist just smiling on an album cover is revolutionary in and of itself.

My wife and I just held each other and smiled. That patch of sunlight in the clouds was just lovely.

They gave Daria tits. Why'd they decide she needed tits? Also, why can't a person draw a stylized cartoon character anymore?

My favorite one of those is them complaining Kim Possible has two narrow of a waist and torso, without mentioning that her head is so large that it should break her own neck and collapse her legs like an umbrella. These people just can't seem to figure out that drawing and animation are not meant generally as