'I got the sense that the most recent brawl was started by the right-wingers, too.' Of course you did, that is called confirmation bias.

Have you never heard a Bach oratorio?

If you're talking about stand-ups, then there are few aggressively conservative comedians at the moment. However, some of the greatest comic writers, such as Evelyn Waugh, were conservative. And paedophilia is sex with pre-pubescent children, not teenagers. It has a very specific meaning.

Joy and happiness can come from annoying those groups. Belonging to some of them, on the other hand, would appear to be a serious handicap to contentment. Happy feminists seem fairly scant, for instance.

You can hear the whine in every line. Unintentionally hilarious.