Everyone can and should exercise.

“You may be familiar with the name Higuaín, because his brother, Federico, plays for MLS’s Columbus Crew.” - John Strong, every time Argentina played to some unknown demographic of soccer fans who know MLS minutiae but don’t know the slightest about international soccer

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

So many thoughts:

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

“Found you!”

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Note Steph could have chosen to go by Love on his first possession, but saw LeBron lurking as free safety underneath. Surely his anxiety spiked after getting owned by LeBron all series, and he decided to take his chances hoisting a contested 3 over Love instead.

I went back and watched the last 4 almost scoreless minutes again, and while everyone else is just watching the long threes flat-footed, Kevin Love is sprinting in from three point line, positioning himself for a rebound. Good for him.

That’s a lot of tears. Hopefully he has some kind of hollow, cylindrical device on hand to transport all that liquid.

Counterpoint: Nope

If anyone’s ever ridden dinky on the back of a buddy’s Grom, please recount the experience in the comments.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Not a lip reader but I’m pretty sure the guy behind him says, “Froze the pond?”

Pretty sure press car = fuck it.