I’m the wrong guy to ask, my pants are usually a little....tight.

gone down in them? on par with like a textile jacket? i know they aren’t kevlar

The NBA is, and will forever be a better product than college basketball and I will fight any of you jabronis who disagrees with me.

I chose Monchengladbach because of their long-ass name and Fabian Johnson, and I don’t regret it.

The triumph launches were all pretty poorly planned and not the best use of my time, but I have a string of triumphs booked to review them shortly. Same for some of the new Guzzis and KTMs. MV still can’t insure their press fleet, and BMW doesn’t think people read the Internet.

It feels like Lanesplitter is turning into Ducati Island (massive area setup at MotoGP this past weekend). As evident of recent posts and ride reviews.

Other great cycling victories:

The great thing about terrible defending is that it makes for an entertaining match. And this match has been pretty damn entertaining.

Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Love my butt sprayer!

Wipe while sitting down? How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down? You mean crouching? I think this whole thing is based off of how people interpret the phrase “sitting down.” If you were actually still sitting on the rim of the toilet it’s impossible to get into dat ass to wipe. I selected “while standing up” but…

great, now his gigantic head will get even bigger.

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

that was my first thought but you could get a 690R with nothing on it (keep in mind it will cost you $2-3000 to fit it with similar kit) or this bike completly decked out and ready to go. For what its worth i would disagree with it being a weak platform but thats just my feels on that.

Thinking of Yao’s experience in the NBA brings a nostalgic smile to my face...

It’s better to just cherry pick things.

I love riding off road, I’m just not excited to do it on anything bigger than the Africa Twin. Read the whole article, and then we’ll talk.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.