Watching old ass Kobe tone it down a little and grow a heart has been one of my favorite stories this NBA season.

I’d imagine the badges are real. Whether or not they are representative of what is in the car, may be different.

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

I have launches back to back for weeks. Pipe down, I'm doing my best.

I think the Yamaha looks better, which (given my abilities) is the only relevant difference between the two.

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

Their own release video shows a peg snapping off when landing (skip to 1:52 if time stamp doesn’t work):

Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

To play devil’s advocate though, there’s little that anyone does that doesn’t affect someone else in some way; that argument could be used to limit all kinds of behavior, from rock climbing to eating cheese. Not saying you’re wrong, but that argument alone doesn’t suffice for me; there need to be some rational limits.

Wait - the AMA’s official lobbying position is anti-helmet? WTF?

Progress towards acknowledging that there are other people besides men who can tell you a thing or two about hitting or throwing a baseball or football. It really is possible.

Joke’s on them. Deadspin triumphs.

Maybe in Scandonavia the word impossible has a different meaning?

Tesla seems to agree.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.