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Welcome to the Philadelphia 76ers, Ben! You’re right leg is now broken and your left ACL has exploded. If you’ll just step into this jar of amber liquid, we’ll store you here in this closet with our other big time future talents. Remember, the 2023 title is the only important one. Now breathe the liquid into your

I’d still really like some posts about getting a non-rider into riding. Like “This is my friend Jack. He’s never ridden a motorcycle and I’m going to get him on one and show him the ropes.” And then updates as Jack completes things like an MSF course, or him picking out his first bike, or him getting gear.

Manziel is a liar. He promised to shut it down, but left the party at 2AM, an hour earlier than everyone else.

Those teams are all in the NCAA football playoffs. The real ones, not this thing ESPN cooked up.

Solution: Start sending DII and DIII teams with undefeated records (are there any? there has to be, right?) to fill in the gaps!

Why are people watching this game? Why am I watching this game?

The only way this would have been any better is if he would have mentioned how idiotic it is that he isn’t paid anything.

I honestly didn't know Australians could get hiccups.

Hopefully he broke his hand.

Not only 8-1, but 8-1 with an undefeated record.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Yeah but that guy you barely knew was a professional bowler...

Nothing interesting happened? Christ, people can’t even recognize progress anymore.

Not sure what I’m watching? Jeez, get your eyes checked man.

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

Carolina is 7-1

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

This might be the best, most thoughtful and informative comment I’ve read in a non-reddit style thread.