If no birth or death certificates are required why should this sort of medical waste be treated any differently than an amputated limb or organ?

I propose a law to cremate and bury all men’s unused loads. Trillions of potential lives there and they deserve more dignity than they currently get.

Yeah his casting took the wind out of my sails for those movies.

Can we all organize and write to JK Rowling to stop supporting Johnny Depp?! He should not be featured in the HP universe! For those that don’t know he had an unadvertised cameo in Fantastic Beasts, which will likely last through the next 4 movies. I know I wouldn’t have seen the movie if I had known he was in it, and…

The only conclusion I can come up with is that the employees had just indulged in some particularly paranoia-inducing weed together. Because that’s just fucking weird.

Someone needs to rent some billboard space in DC and keep a running tally of Hillary’s lead and then pay to leave it up for the next four years. Maybe somewhere you can view it from Trumps hotel, or on a route he’d have to regularly take through the city.

I’m with you!

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

It seems like it would eliminate potential for sexual harassment in both directions. Not treating your client list as your personal Tinder is a pretty basic professional standard.

It’s truly horrible but I’m also hopeful it’s temporary. He’s going to fuck them over as badly as everyone else. They might never admit they were wrong, but they probably will get much quieter.

If he was brown, or wearing a headscarf, they wouldn’t have moved the plane until he was escorted off and arrested for “threatening statements” and “disrupting the flight”.

But Muslims get thrown off for speaking a word of Arabic while minding their own business...

He should let them have the floor for free. It’s his family that’s being protected. Otherwise let them live in the White House.

They’ve been doing that gymnastics routine for years, though.

The hypocrisy makes me so angry. My Trump loving Facebook friend was posting that liberals should get over Trump being elected because she was scared when Obama was elected and was fine. Yeah, but President Obama never threatened the legality of your marriage. He never threatened to make you register because you…

Government is evil but the gazillion dollars we spend for the military and wars is just fine.

I keep imagining the uproar, the horror, the seething outrage we would be dealing with if the Obamas or Clintons did something like this. Congress would be holding emergency hearings right now.

“They are going to turn a blind eye” You say that like they ever actually cared in the first place. Kind of like their hatred of government spending. They are cool with government spending as long as it doesn’t benefit brown people.

This gives me such rage because all I can see when I read this is all the assholes on my FB feed who posted hate stories about Obama’s ‘lavish’ and ‘outrageous’ vacations and state trips for the last eight years. I bet I don’t hear a fucking peep out of them about this. They will probably hear from me now, though. The…