Normally I’d be in favor of that, but in the short term, need another few years of low prices to bankrupt Russia and Putin.

I think I’d rather see a sales tax on vehicles that fall below a specific MPG threshold. That would force the people who want those ghastly huge trucks to pay for it without hitting poorer people who rely on mass transit or small cars to get where they’re going.

I don’t know who’s the saddest on staff.

Unfortunately he failed the interview for co-driver, being neither 400 lbs nor Samoan…

This is what happened to Torch the last time he went to report on the Mint:

That photo at the top of the story is what we call Torch porn. I suspect that Torch is the only human being on the planet who could fap to that photo with ease, and no guilt whatsoever ;-)

VERY

Did anyone else watch Remini’s show? I was fascinated by the lengths Scientoligists are willing to go to in order to hide the truth. It almost makes Trump and his cronies look honest.  

Season 2 of Leah Remini’s show might be the killing blow. She’s really got the CoS running scared.

Well Hyde...I guess you weren’t the cool one.

Yesha, let this lead the news, diminishing coverage of Dump and CPAC, and the Deranged Orange will have a hissy fit!

Sentence him to driving a tiny 3 cylinder with an automatic transmission that slips.

You know what? Fuck those commenters.

I commend you, and all the other writers on staff, for having even, measured responses to people that I would probably just say f*ck off to.

why do you think the average consumer would know this? most people buy a car and all they know is that it requires gas when a light comes on. people buy a computer and they don’t know how the insides work, they know that if they hit the power button they can update their social media.

Into each car
Some rain must fall,
But too much is falling
In mine