they live together in an apartment outside of Philadelphia where both of them are no in the tech industry as software engineers

*edited as second wind as been pointed out by others.

I don’t like Haikus

It’s not just semantics, no.

It’s not just semantics, no.

Every time, Shep.

Every time, Shep.

I couldn’t even read this to the end, Ethan. So many unnecessary commas making it irritating to read through.

Thank god for the “Block element” feature in Adblock Plus because even just seeing his stupid looking face in the header triggers me.

You keep doing this, Shep. It’s not this month’s bundle. You unlock some of the games early that you get in next month’s bundle (February).

You keep doing this, Shep. It’s not this month’s bundle. You unlock some of the games early that you get in next…

Who are you?

Ugh. Auto-playing Twitch video before I even get down the page to it. How annoying.

Why is this of any interest to us? Are you withholding some kind of personal connection to him? Possibly a friend? It reads like you’re trying to get him a “job” for some reason. Seems a bit odd to single this one person out.

“I’ve been given $100 worth of materialistic things and now I’m in “Video Game Hell”” 

“There was a period of time where ever December I’d start up another...” 

Because Ethan. You’ll find typos, repeated words and missing letters in all his work if you look hard enough. He certainly doesn’t.

“The original Risk of Rain as a a Metroidvania-style action platformer”

I don’t know. The blurriness of the background coupled with all the movement, along with the blur of the characters exiting barrels makes it almost motion sickness inducing.

I was about to ask for an explanation of the headline if I’m honest.

“navigating futuristic skyscrapers like an parkour ninja” 

“the video still provides a really interesting of looking at the game”

“Instead of standing speeches and and intermittent trailers”