Lets be BFF, cause, me too!!

Omg! Stealing this for my reaction gif arsenal! Squee!

His balls probably just temporarily retreated into his body. It's ok Uproxx guy, I'm pretty sure nobody wants to cut your "regular guy wiener".

WHY IS HE A EUNICH NOW? I don't understand, did they not leave the poor man his balls??

Fur? Vomit.

It's got a middle pouch for yer junk! nothing but commando in those bad boys.

ok, I'm with you, with the caveat that sometimes you gotta show your sig other or trustworthy bestie something about some rando, cause reasons like they look just like your mother or have something pertaining to an in joke going on...but not to post on the interwebs

YES 😂

THIS. IS. SO. TIMELY! Getting off of my butt to do the things I haven't all day. Thanks Lifehacker!

As someone with the related OCD, I empathize. The urge is just so...powerful

It's mind boggling that people I otherwise respect show up in my FB newsfeed liking articles that defend him. Makes me sad.

I leave you with this comment on the NYT article:

Aaaahhhhh! Fuck this! Seriously! I'm a middle school teacher in a high poverty, low income area. I've had 4 former students gunned down. Two were simply wrong place, wrong time. I've had more subject to violent crime. I've been locked in at the end of the school day cause the high school students across the way…

Maaaark...you're my fave! My Jez spirit animal! Release this jellyfish from the graaays!!!

Riboflavin gives you notoriously blinding bright pee. I dragged Mr. Bunnybee and my son in to see it, and as reluctant as they were at first, they were damn impressed. Downside: if I don't flush I can't say "it wasn't me."

Me too on the migraines. I take Riboflavin and Magnesium. This really bothers me that I can't be certain I'm getting what I need. I think my Riboflavin is alright since I have fluorescent yellow pee.

Yes yes yes. I knew my 13 yr old was watching porn based on his browser history and we had a talk about porn.

i think it has a lot to do with the fallacy that only men like porn. There is a lot of shame around women liking porn. I like porn!

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

I don't know about environmental or health impact, but damn do they make my curly hair frizzy! I thought it was just to save your hair from the harsh detergent.